the beginning

alright. i was kind of inspired by my mom's idea that i should write a book about my (mis)adventures working in grocery stores for what seems to be the last 8 or so years of my life. (i say 'or so', because there actually was a gap from when i was 19-almost 21 where i worked as a hostess at a cheap-o steakhouse chain. but that's a whole other barrel of monkeys.)

while i understand that my foray into the world of supermarket chains is only a means to an end (i graduate in january. fucking FINALLY.), they have inevitably been a big part of my life since i was approximately 15 years old. and that means that the incredible idiots, assholes, and occasional nice person have been part of my life as well. i intend to document the final months of my supermarket career here in this fantastic blog. get used to lots of bitching and snarkyness, some bad jokes, and incredibly foul language.

you have been warned.