i'm beginning to think that i should just write about the glove lady, because she is so effin entertaining...
two weeks ago, there was that whole salmonella/peanutbutter recall. ok all well and good. not a big deal. so a few days after the news broke, i get a phone call. "HI! ITS SARAH!" and i know its her, because i had to take her ID for an expensive return one day. immediately, i am like "fuggg this is gonna be GOOD!" so, she starts rambling about how "on friday, i was here. i bought some groceries, including a can of peanuts. now, i ate some, then went about my night, ate dinner, then felt really sick to my stomach...and then all of a sudden! i realized! IT WAS THE PEANUTS! IM BRINGING THEM BACK. YOU KNOW I HAVE SENSITIVITIES!" and im like dying laughing. like i can;t take her! also, whats the deal with her returning cherry coke zero? she requests we stock it, then returns it. whatttt!!!!! i can;t deal.
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She definately buys the coke when it's on sale and then returns it the week after for a whopping profit of $.75 ! woowhooo
obviously!! but still, knock it off! hah
Salmonella can be avoided if we will really be careful. Foods should be tested first through the use of elisakits. These will really help in determining salmonella in a food product.
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