ok. so. stores all over the country have terrible music. that kind of goes without saying. our store's radio channel isn't the worst i have heard ( cause at least they don't play that awfulll elevator music) but it is by no means GOOD. every now and then, i notice a good song playing. some highlights include:
- strange condition by pete yorn
- africa by toto
- assorted classic rock songs
- counting blue cars by dishwalla (shut up. such a good song)
- the middle by jimmy eat world
there are also a TON of hilariously nostalgic songs that play on our store radio, such as:
- wannabe by spice girls
- mmmbop by hanson
- breakfast at tiffany's by deep blue something
and then there are just the terrible terrible terrible adult contemporary songs that i hear adnauseum. like...its really bad when i start singing along with these songs. there are also songs that i just hate. a lot of them, i have no idea what they are. like there is this song that i could only describe if i made an audio file of me singing but it is SO bad and i hate it so much.
how hard would it be to make a store radio station that like, is slightly hip but not aids for the ears? i mean i know all that crappyass market research about the certain "beats per minute" in songs that makes people buy more, but COME ON!
sorry.
2 comments:
hahahah love you <3
The music they play at your store is infinitely better than the music at my store. 'The Middle' isn't a great song but i'd certainly rather hear it than some of the stuff we have. It's just so.... it's just so mind numbingly awful that I can't describe it.
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